The Past, Present, and Future of ™...

A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far, away, there was a guy named Tom who was very interested in the fire that different peppers could create. He searched the universe in hopes to find hotter, and even hotter peppers. He started to formulate different hot sauces with these little pods of fire. IN FACT, he created 21 different recipes of hot sauces, salsas , wing sauces ,chilies, and Bloody Mary mixes.

Tom still denies that he was trying to hurt anyone with his sauces. Shortly after this, they entered The Undertaker sauce in it’s first state contest as a rookie, first time entry. At the event, Tom entered the Undertaker in the contest. Tom boldly goes up, and just leaves it on the judges' table. One of the judges looks at the Undertaker, and puts it up with the big-name products. Tom is so busy at his booth, answering questions about the Undertaker, and other products coming out, he totally missed the judging. BUT, he did notice an increased flow of people to their booth. IT WAS JUST CRAZY!!!!

Tom starts to wonder, what's going on with the judging. Looking far into the pavilion, they could see the lonely bottle of Undertaker sauce on the judges' table. Apparently, it seemed that our super hero, Tom, had lost. :( Thanks to an open pavilion, and a windy day, a gust of wind had gone and disturbed something that seemed to be attached to the neck of the Undertaker bottle. Tom, the hot sauce guru says, ” What the hell is that blue thing on our bottle?" Tom soon discovers it is a First Place ribbon for the super-hot category. The Undertaker has beaten the competition. The Big Boys approach the now, hot sauce guru to buy the rights to the Undertaker on the spot. After briefly pondering, he responded with a firm no!

Today Tom is a “Thousand–airs”, and Tom still denies trying to kill anyone with his hot sauce. Other products to come out, sooner rather than later, are for example: The Grim Reaper which will have a heat level of 1 million scovils. And, The Godfather, which will have a Italian Hit-Man type of personality. The Terminator, which will reach the hottest sauce in the world status with over 2.5 million scovils. And not to mention, a host of very tasty mild fruit sauces.

 

We hope you've enjoyed our sauces and Thank You, to all of our victims!

Sincerely, 

Bill, Karen, and Christina

 

THANK YOU!